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August 01 Lebanon, The East's Paradise-- East's Paradise --
How it started and where did it reach? You left for happiness on the shores of your beach, Songs of joy, love and peace where surrounding you, I was watching it in my dream happily & praying for you, Trying to sketch you in my memory with a magical brush, In order to hang your painting that has a lovely touch, I woke up of my dream to watch the tears & blood scenes, Covering the painting harmfully, I wondered, what it means? Tears, fear and anger are the features on every face, Ghosts and sleepless nights covered the whole place, How the East's Paradise changed into a grave, Where innocent people are buried while being fully brave, We watch and talk about everything like chewing gum, And cry and shout while they use rocket and gun, How it started and where did it reach, The East's Paradise is crying on the shores of its beach, Hey Wassim, your heart is burning like a flame, From watching the hitting of civilized for no aim, East's Paradise will rise in the sky like before, It asks for a move from people who are faithful & pure.
By Rose Fragrance December 24 What do u think??AN AMAZING CONCLUSION
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
December 23 JOKES x JOKES SOME JOKES FOR U GUYS..KEEP SMILINGNight Pee An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor.
Busy Barber A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
Trick Question A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is. "Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse." "What kind of question?" the neighbor asks. "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly." "That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'". "Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"
Jewelry Store An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
Breast Implants A couple had been married for several years when suddenly the wife decides she'd like to have breast implants.
At the Dentist A woman goes into a dentist's office, and after her examination, the dentist says, “I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.”
Bosses Wife Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
Math Homework A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
Barbecue A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
November 23 Words Women Use!!Words Women Use
November 04 Test ur eyesTEST YOUR EYES POWER AND GET THE RESULTS DIRECTLY
Pls follow the Steps below.
1. First close one of your eye. 2. Move your mouse point at the red '!". 3. Right click at the !. 4. Then go (select all). 5. Then u'll see the result.
Stupid ! People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind ;) YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problem lo0o0o0o0o0ol Pls don't b angry ... I am a VICTIM also.. D@@@MN StoryIf you have kids read carefully; if you don't have any and want some prepare yourself. A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But its not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams too. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the cure for AIDS, so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer... I love you You Have No Job??!!Lebanese Logic!!A Lebanese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
the loan, so the Lebanese hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, he has the title and
everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's
president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Lebanese for using
a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Lebanese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"
The Lebanese replies. "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?". B Strong hun, Luv u!!A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking formoney and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. Whiletying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her ontheneck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guyis an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spentlots oftime in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw howhe kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don'tcomplain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us." Be strong honey. I love you."To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He waswhispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you werecute, andasked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom." Be strong honey, I love you, too."November 03 2 Men & A WomanA ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 French woman C. 2 German men and 1 German woman D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman H. 2 Arabic men and 1 Arabic woman
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
*One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
*The two French men and the French woman! are living happily together.
*The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
* The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
* The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.......
* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman
* The 2 Arabic men are looking for a piece of paper so they can throw their mobile number at the Arabic woman .......! Bad things can be good!!!Think Positive!! This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful... 1. For the wife who snores all night, because she is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.
2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes,
3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed. 4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have
5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have
6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the
7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning
8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it 9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot
10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means
11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have
12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it 13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it
ONLY FOR ARABSTRUUUUUTH???
1. You make Turkish coffee before leaving home,when getting to
the office,after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed. >> >> 2. When shops have sale they call your mom. >> >> 3. You still have, stored in suitcases, clothes that you used to wear when you were five . >> >> 4. You call an olderperson you've never met before "Ammo" or "Khaltu". >> >> 5. You hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make you believe that they actually do. >> >> 6. People are never happy with what you've achieve; if you Graduated from school they'll tell you "Oqbal el Shahadeh el kbeereh", and when u get that "Oqbal el Aroos or Areees", and when you get that "Oqbal ma nefrah be Aoulad-kum", and when you get that "Oqbal ma tefrahu bi shahadit-hum", etc... >> >> 7. If you are a boy you start worrying about the Mukhabarat when you reach puberty. >> >> 8. Getting a visa to Europe or the States is like getting a baby, everybody tells you "mabrook" >> >> 9.You learn how to beg the personnel at the airport to allow the excess baggage you've got as soon as your father stops doing that for you. >> >> 10. Your dream is holding a different passport. >> >> 11. When you FLY BACK home you find 20 people waiting for you at the airport. >> >> 13. Every time you fly back home you meet relatives you never knew existed,and they look nothing like your family. >> >> 14. You look for universities as far away from home as possible. >> >> 15. You always curse at Arabs when you are back home, but when you live abroad you only make Arab friends. >> >> 16. When you come back from University you still have to live with your parents, and fight over curfew allover again, as if you never left them before. >> >> 17. Your relatives alone could populate a small city. >> >> 18. Everyone is a family friend. >> >> 19. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. >> >> 20. You teach Westerners to swear words in your language. >> >> 21. When you go on a date you start thinking of lousy places where nobody would go to so you wont bump into family or friends. >> >> 22. You end up in a lousy place and still bump into the relative with the biggest mouth. >> >> 23. You think you are liberated when you can't even smoke in public >> >> 24. If you are 25 and not married yet, your parents make you feel that you are getting too old. >> >> 25. Getting married becomes the only way you can escape your parents. >> >> 26. You tell your friends how to rebel against their parents when you can't even stay out past midnight. >> >> 27. You always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn the light on" or "get down from the car" instead of "get out of the car." >> >> 28. You pronounce your p's as b's (bebsi and bolice) >> >> 29. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he hadto walk miles just to get to school. >> >> 30. Your parents were ranked first in school. >> >> 32. Your dad swears at you with words that affect himself (Ibnil kalb) >> >> 33. You tell everyone that you are a successful businessman back home" when you are really just an unemployed goat herder. >> >> 34. You feel uncomfortable saying the word 'tease' in English. >> >> 35. You smoke as if there is no tomorrow and you only smoke MARLBORO REDS. >> >> 37. You only walk on the streets in groups of seven or more people and talk really really loud in Arabic together. >> >> 38. You wear a black leather jacket, even when it is 100 degrees outside. >> >> 39. you think its cool to dance and smoke at the same time >> >> 40. If you are an Arab girl you give the look of death to another Arab girl who looks better than you. >> >> 41. Your aunt is always asking when she can dance at your wedding" lo0o0o0o0ol DAAAAMN ITS TRUE ISNT IT ????
FADAYE7 October 30 JOKE OF THE DAYSee if you can do this:
Read each line ALOUD! This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top Betcha you can't resist passing it on. 
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